No married couples are able to enter into the wonderous land of divorce FLorida. This is somethiing the citzens and our great govener Kitty Whiskers cannot control. If you and your officially married to signifigant other enter into divorce flordia, you will develop the sudden urge to divorce each other. If you do not divorce each other within 48 hours, you and your spouse will get hit by The Brink. If you do not divorce after an additional 96 hours, both you and your spouse will be hit by the death diamond of doom. You will not die, simply all your meat and organs will be melted off. COngradulations! You and your spouse are now skeletons. You may now join the rave of The Rave Skeleton of Hallomas.
This event will NOT occur if:
This event will occur even if you and your buddy married each other as a joke or for tax benifits and have no feelings for each other outside of platonic affection. Or hatred. who knows. you may want yto kick your friend to whom you are married to in the shin with a razor scooter. I don't know your life. You may even be married to your arch nemesis! Again, I don't know your life. It does not matter what your feelings or the circumstations of your marriage are, all that matters is that you and your whoever have been officially ordained.
The brink is a brick that falls from the sky within our glorious land of Divorce FLordia under specific circumstaces. We do not know why this happens or how the brink came to be.
The brink is summoned in one of two ways:
The sky hand is our state's lovely lovely hand friend whom takes the roof off your house and places you into the overworld every morning after the signal of the rooster's crow. It will also pick you up and take you back home if you are knocked out by The Brink after staying out past 6:00PM. How thoughtful!
Here in Divorce Florida, we take environmentalism very seriously. That is why we urge all our citizens to recycle their plastics. There is a catch, the plastic here is very mean and doesn't like being recycled. If you want to use plastic, you must recycle it, and once you do you will be immediately teleported to a cage fight ring where you will fight in hand-to-hand combat against the plastic. In order to recycle the plastic, you must best the plastic in fisticuffs. If you lose, your plastic will not be recycled. Be strong! Be resilient! Keep your fighting spirit! Mother Nature needs your help, valiant soldier!
a group of mobster shrimps who force people to play rounds of limbo where the bar is so low that the only way you can go past it is by bending as much as a shrimp can