Welcome to Divorce Florida!
Questing Quests!
Defeat The Sooks and the Jimmies
Watch the hit band, composed entirely of crabs, perform live at the concert hall! UH OH! Looks like their hit song, Carcinisation, has turned the entire audience into crabs!! AND THAT WAS THEIR EVIL PLAN ALL ALONG!! You must defeat the The Sooks and the Jimmes, and restore order to this land - er - stadium!
How to defeat The Sooks and the Jimmies
There are many ways to defeat the Sooks and the Jimmies that all result in the defeat of The Sooks and The Jimmies and restoration of the audience members' previous forms. None of these are "wrong" paths and are simply multiple ways to complete the quest at hand.
Become a Crab
Join The Shrimp Limbo Mafia
Obtain the Orb
- You gotta fight it
Obtain a party of Divorce Florida citizens and defeat the crab in classic RPG combat! Less defeat and more
"The guy got so tired and finally asked why you want the orb and you said 'The local concert hall got turned into crabs'
The Big One responds 'Oh damn sorry about that, yeah you can borrow the orb just give it back when you are done'
'Thanks! Sorry about attempting to kick your ass and blasting you with spells'
'Aack, it's all good. A bit a whoopsie on my part too. I need to learn to get better at communicating. I'm just used to being the giant scary crab, you know? I'm The Big One. I'm supposed to be ferocious. I'm supposed to be mean. Everyone expects me to be mean.'
'You're fine! Well, you did make Cait faint, but I think she'll be fine.'
'That's good. Well, take care now! See ya. Bring it back when you're done.'
'Will do! Thanks!' "
sorta thing.
- Fish it out
Go on a fishing trip with grill dad and fish the orb out. Watch out! you may fish out The Big One by accident have have to fight him.
Become the Best Chili Maker of the Land
Collect the five cardinal Grill Dads of Divorce Flordia and compete in a state competition to determine who the best chili maker of all the land is. With the help of your five dads, each giving you advice as you make your chili, you are sure to win. Uh Oh! The judge, The World’s First Sentient Potato, is nowhere to be seen! My god. It is fast asleep in its home, which just so happens to be in a hole that tunnels into the underneath of your house. Not even your contrabass flute skills are able to wake it up, in fact, it is making it snore louder. If only there was a way to wake it up… GASP!
The Chili...