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It's you!

The Mayor

Not-the-Mayor

EVERYONE confuses him with the mayor. He's not the Mayor. Claims he looks nothing like the mayor. He has a mustache for pete's sake.

Not-the-Mayor 2

That's her actual name. Her legal birth name.

Staples

Not-the-Mayor's intern, a crocodile.

The Cowboy From Oklahoma that Gives You Advice on Romance

Grill dad

He is a dad. he griils. hes a dog. hes your dad. he is everyone's dad.

Zoombini

Zoombini the Italian clown

The Rave Skeleton of Hallomas

Need I say more?

Cait

The Sooks and the JImmies

A local bad of crabs on the quest to turn the whole world into crabs with the power of kick ass jams

The Big One

Gaurdian of the Orb that lives at the bottom of the lake

The World's First Sentient Potato

Lives in the hole

Capybara the Capybara

He needs money to pay for child support.

Sk8ter b0y

Local skater boy

The Sky Hand

Our lovely lovely sky hand!

The Shrimp

Shimp